Around 1 in 54 children in the United States are diagnosed with a form of Autism Spectrum Disorder, or ASD. ASD is a disorder where the brain does not develop fully or […]
How to Protect Yourself Against the Coronavirus (COVID-19)
Wash Your Hands Often We’ve all heard by now that especially at this time, it is vital that we wash our hands thoroughly with soap for at least 20 seconds, […]
Coronavirus Update 4/10
Cases across world: 1,666,766 Cases in US: 488,647 Deaths in US: 17,987 Cases in Dane County: 316 Deaths in Dane County: 12 Live updates/data found on worldometer Graph […]
Coronavirus Questions and Answers
Question: Is the coronavirus transmitted through air? Is it airborne? Answer: Most likely not. There is no evidence that the coronavirus is spread through the air, and the WHO says it is […]
JMM Sports Update
The Big Eight announced that all high school athletics is postponed through April 27th, as a result of the state’s mandated school closures. Schools are closed indefinitely. Because of WIAA practice rules, […]
Andrew Yang Surprise Victory
*DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A SATIRE ARTICLE* Stop me if you’ve heard this before: Andrew Yang has won the Democratic presidential nomination. You won’t stop me because it hasn’t ever happened before! Yang […]
MUSTARD TASTING: A NEW CLUB AT JMM
*DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A SATIRE ARTICLE* With the fourth quarter almost underway, a new club at Memorial may have passed under your radar. Mustard Tasting, a club in which members try different […]
Juniors Striking the ACT!
*DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A SATIRE ARTICLE* For the first time in MMSD history, the entire junior class from JMM went on STRIKE! For months, juniors were preparing to take a national standardized […]
Pink Floyd Builds “The Wall”
*DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A SATIRE ARTICLE* On March 20th, 2020, the revered English rock band Pink Floyd came out with a brand new album, titled The Wall. This addition to the band’s […]
Obama Rejoins Democratic Candidate Pool
*DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A SATIRE ARTICLE* In a stunning turn of events, the former President of the United States, Barack Hussein Obama ll has entered into the pool of Democratic candidates for […]
