*DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A SATIRE ARTICLE* Stop me if you’ve heard this before: Andrew Yang has won the Democratic presidential nomination. You won’t stop me because it hasn’t ever happened before! Yang […]
Obama Rejoins Democratic Candidate Pool
*DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A SATIRE ARTICLE* In a stunning turn of events, the former President of the United States, Barack Hussein Obama ll has entered into the pool of Democratic candidates for […]
NASA Contacts Extraterrestrial Life, Sends Plea for Help
*DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A SATIRE ARTICLE* On March 20, 2020, NASA reported the discovery of life on another planet, confirming our most fanciful speculations about our place in the universe. Kepler-425b, a […]
Australian Fires Blow to Wisconsin Farms
*DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A SATIRE ARTICLE* Just as soon as we celebrated the end of the Australian fires, Wisconsin farms have had a hit. On March 8th, the first Wisconsin farm, just […]
Hurricane To Hit Memorial, School Closure Extended
*DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A SATIRE ARTICLE* Since we haven’t been at school for a while, it’s hard to keep track of things with it. Besides, we all got plenty on our minds, […]
Dane County Casts Votes for School Board, WI Supreme Court
On Tuesday, February 17, voters across Wisconsin voted for who will go to the general election for a seat on the Wisconsin Supreme Court. Incumbent Justice Daniel Kelly and Dane County Circuit […]
New Hampshire Primary: Big Wins and Losses for Democratic Candidates
After chaotic caucuses in Iowa, the candidates moved to New Hampshire, hoping to claim a clear victory. Sanders ended up on top, with 25.6% of the vote, earning him 9 delegates. Buttigieg […]
