My Makeup Routine By Sophia Jiang This is a satire article Makeup can really be a hassle. However, I’ve got a quick and easy routine that uses alternative products, which guarantees a […]
Why You Should Watch The Last Airbender (Live Action)
Why You Should Watch The Last Airbender (Live Action) By Amy Yao and Sophia Jiang This is a satire article Are you interested in watching Avatar the Last Airbender, but haven’t had […]
4th Law of Physics Disproven!
An amazing scientific development has come from the University of Maryland in the past week: one of the venerable laws of physics has been concretely disproven. In the early years of European […]
Jay’s Juvenile Jaybird Jailed for Jaywalking
A jaybird named Jayden Jason, owned by principal Jay Affeldt, was caught just yesterday jaywalking across Junction Rd. A police officer spotted Jayden in the act as the jocund jaybird made the […]
The Disease That You Will Desire
With a new year, comes new diseases. While many of you may be thinking about the deadly Zika virus that is affecting infants across South America and the Caribbean, I will elaborate […]
Memorial’s Freshest Clubs
Memorial has a tradition for having a wide array of clubs which connect passionate people with other people of the same interests. However, there are certain organizations that remain unrepresented in our […]
Famous Superlatives
High school yearbooks offer a chance for students to remember and relive their high school experiences through pictures, stories and of course: the most likely section. The most likely section has been […]
New AP Courses Everyone Should Take
Memorial High school’s AP courses offer a great opportunity to learn variety of subjects from math (AP Calculus), to martial arts (AP World), but there still remains entire subjects left unexplored by […]
JMM Sword & Shield 