*DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A SATIRE ARTICLE* NBA Star Giannis Antetokounmpo announced his departure from the Milwaukee Bucks earlier this week. The four-time all-star abruptly ended his tenure with the Bucks following the […]
JMM Sword and Shield
James Madison Memorial's Student Newspaper
Andrew Yang Surprise Victory
*DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A SATIRE ARTICLE* Stop me if you’ve heard this before: Andrew Yang has won the Democratic presidential nomination. You won’t stop me because it hasn’t ever happened before! Yang […]
MUSTARD TASTING: A NEW CLUB AT JMM
*DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A SATIRE ARTICLE* With the fourth quarter almost underway, a new club at Memorial may have passed under your radar. Mustard Tasting, a club in which members try different […]
Juniors Striking the ACT!
*DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A SATIRE ARTICLE* For the first time in MMSD history, the entire junior class from JMM went on STRIKE! For months, juniors were preparing to take a national standardized […]
Houston Astros Banned for LIFE!
*DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A SATIRE ARTICLE* The Houston Astros have finally been punished for their cheating scandal during their 2017 championship run. Many members of the baseball community have urged MLB Commissioner […]
Artist of the Month
*DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A SATIRE ARTICLE* Artist: Leonardo da Vinci Type of art: Renaissance art Q: Which of your artworks are you least proud of? A: I have created about 30 paintings […]
Mulan 2020
*DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A SATIRE ARTICLE* This movie was very disappointing as it wasn’t able to capture the true strength that a woman would have when trying to protect their loved ones. […]
