POSITIONS TO APPLY TO: •Editor-in-Chief – oversees all the Sword & Shield activities (two people, apply individually) •Arts & Entertainment Editor – in charge of Artist-of-the-Month, horoscopes, games, reviews, etc. •Copy Editor […]
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JMM ETH Club Update (Satire)
JMM’s Club for the Ethical Treatment of Houseflies has been up to a great deal recently! If you have been living under a rock and didn’t get a chance to check out […]
April Fools’ Recipe
Even though money can’t buy happiness, it can certainly buy literally anything else you could want. But, the question remains, how does one become rich? Well, if you make this “Rich Man’s […]
Sexual Assault Awareness Month
Sexual Assault Awareness Month is an annual campaign to raise public awareness about the importance of sexual assault prevention and sexual violence education. Each year during the month of April, state, territory […]
How To Prepare For AP Exams (Satire)
Ah yes, AP exam season, when over three million people across the nation pivot their focus to exceeding their expectations for their May assessments. There’s a possibility that you, the reader, will […]
JMM Spill the Tea Column
Co-Editor in Chief Beatrice Naujalyte: Our sources did not have any tea on Beatrice, other than the fact that she is killing the game. Like honestly, how can someone be so good […]
An Egg a Day Keeps Cancer Away
Chicken eggs and cancer medicine seem to have nothing in common, but scientists have combined the two through one incredible feat of genetic engineering. According to CNN, an abundance of diseases occur […]
